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Fantastic.

For my birthday, my mom gave me this shirt to wear during the Annual Chili Cook-off in downtown. Usually I wear something sweetness like my Mongoose GT t-shirt, but my mom wanted me to dress up for the occasion. Let me tell you, while wearing this shirt we won 4th place in the Chili cook-off and my friend's aunt was all over me. I cant explain it. I told my guild about it and now we are all going to rock it during the next raid, like a boss.

★★
Buyer beware

They SAY it's three wolves, but how do we know it's not the same wolf from three different angles? We cannot assume they'd be above airbrushing or the use of creative lighting just to save on wolves...

PERFECT FOR WEDDINGS!!!

I was considering purchasing this shirt, when a future version of myself appeared wearing the shirt saying it was definitely worth the $15.00 for eternal life and the ability to displace time and space. Still not entirely convinced, I read the product reviews with my future self and agreed that all of you were right.I am now buying this shirt for my father, mother, brother, sister, and friends for their birthday's and Christmas, every year, for the rest of their lives.

★★
Almost as good as they say it is...

OK, so it's a nice shirt, and many of the wondrous events that others have described in previous reviews have happened to me as well. I am suddenly rich, even more handsome than I was before, and I attract attention from women from all over the world (Singapore girl--CALL ME!). I didn't gain any superhero powers, but I don't expect a simple T-shirt to endow me with the ability to fly or shoot lightning bolts with my eyes. That would be silly.Only one small issue keeps me from awarding this shirt the coveted 5-star review. I'm not convinced that the Alpha Wolf (the top dog) is a wolf at all. It appears to me to be a Siberian Husky masquerading as a wolf. I am just a little put out by this betrayal by the manufacturer, and I am considering returning it, or perhaps donating it to the Goodwill.Then again, I do look good in black...

★★
Wolf look better than sound.

Sasquatch know these wolf. These wolf always howl not in tune. Buy shirt with wolf that in tune when howl instead.

Only 42 two-star reviews for this product is dangerous.

I just saved all your lives. This product has a curse on it that is activated if 42 people find this product to be unworthy of 3 stars but just better than 1 star. If left that way for more than a few days or weeks, the shirt's powers will be amplified until we are all overwhelmed by it's intense awesomeness, and Chuck Norris will be whipped into a frenzy of unstoppable roundhouse kicks until the world has learned to appreciate this shirt's finer nuances and respect it and themselves enough to write more 2 star reviews for it. No need to thank me, though, I was only able to accomplish this feat because of wearing the 3 wolf moon short sleeve tee and being enlightened by it's wisdom and counsel. You're welcome.

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