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WHY?

One of the worst movies of all time is coming out with a sequel that will be even worse. Why is this movie being made?

horrible

They made this same movie a few years back, with J-Lo and Ice Cube, and I figured a lesson was learned. Apparently not, b/c they released this insult of a film. Same old story; a group of witty young types head out on a trek, this time to find orchids for a pharmaceutical company. Little do they know (hah hah) they are heading straight for a den of godzilla-sized anacondas. The group goes through their rise and fall stages, with certain members turning on each other, blah blah blah. A better ending would have been to throw them all into the pit of steriod-abusing snakes and let the credits roll.

and I thought the first Anaconda was bad...

This movie is extremely mediocre. I would have expected to see this movie on the Sci-Fi channel during prime time. At the end of the movie I found myself asking "what just happened"? This movie would have done better among viewers if it were to have been MADE for TV. Just look at the amount of availability of this movie, right now I am viewing 187 Used and new starting at $1.25. You cannot GIVE this away. Do yourself a favor and buy a GOOD movie.

Movie Fodder Blggh.

Word of advice to the makers of this movie: If you're going to make a horror movie about anacondas that eat people, please show them eating people. Viewers who choose to see this movie OBVIOUSLY want to see the blood and guts so why hold back on the grusome special effects. Spare us with the moralistic feel good ending. I was hoping everyone in the movie bite the big one and get eaten, except for the monkey, he was soooooooo cute!!!!!!

This was AOLT better than the first one!!!!! ALOT ALOT ALOT!

If you read the title of the review, it'll speak for itself. Sure, they've got some cheap graphics and story lines, but for anyone who was SERIOUSLY dissapionted with the first one will be pleased with this.A bunch of scientists go hunting in the jungle for the blood orchid, a rare flower that'll make you immortal and stay young and crap. then stuff goes wrong and they're stranded in the middle of nowhere with no communication.this movie delivers fast action that'll make you go "OH MY GOSH!" and "AWWW..." and "YOU SUCK!", and it's got refreshing humor. you'll like this one.

★★
God's way of showing us what hell will be like...

WHY? The first movie was an absolute abortion of a flick. Hey, J-LO was in it, so that's no surprise. If i ever see this movie, i deserve to rot in hell.

Released under the MIT License.

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